May 2013
neoputa:
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
Creeper: Hey, get in the van, I have candy.
sodamnrelatable:
Me: Wow, dude. Get a life.
Creeper: I also have nutella and bacon.
Me: WAIT DON’T LEAVE ME.
chompyface:
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
I like people you can have comfortable silences with
Because what was the point in crying when there was no one there to comfort you? And what was worse, when you couldn’t even comfort yourself.
